A Montana woman broke into a man’s house with a machete, ordered him to take off his clothes and forced him to have sex with her, police said.

So you walk into your house to find your ex has broken in and she demands you take off your clothes.. She is doing this while holding a machete. She gets and top of you and rides you while holding the machete. Is this really a crime? I think this is the best type of sex any guy can ask for.

You have the ex wanting you so badly that she forced her way into your home. Hot.. You have her holding a knife demanding you undress.. Hot.. You have her holding the knife while fucking you till completion. Hot.. For some reason you tried to have her stop and she bites you. Hot.. After she sits naked with you in bed and lets you take photos. Hot… You get into an argument and she tears some of your wall and urinates in your bed. Crazy but Hot..

This girl needs to be rewarded for all she did, not arrested. I dream of an ex doing all this to me and this guy is calling the police. Who is the weird one?

The best part of the story..

Fearing bodily harm, the victim complied and she proceeded to remove her pants and climb on top of him.

The girl isn’t the greatest looking but for Montana she has to be an 8. A NY 3 but in Montana she as good as they come.

To all my exes, I won’t call the cops on you if you do this.. Thanks in advance